Here's what you won't hear from us in the coming year.
Photographer Loses Shirt on Mayan Apocalypse:
If the History Channel is to be believed, the world will suffer some horrible fate next December as the Mayan calendar changes over. Someone with fewer scruples might be tempted to overbook for 2013 to get a lot of cash before the end of the world, but not me. So on December 21 I won't have to apologize to all the couples I scammed while betting the world was going to be devoured by the feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl.
If I'm wrong, I won't live to regret it.
Kim Kardashian Ties Knot:
Celebrities love getting married, divorced and then married again. Nothing can generate a lot of buzz like an engagement ring (except for pregnancy rumors).
It's not that I have anything against Ms. Kardashian, whose widely publicized wedding ended before E! finished airing repeats on the four hour special, it's just that her agent already rejected my bid.
It couldn't have been the price. By any reasonable standard it's not asking too much for a million dollars to capture the memories that a bride will treasure for 72 days to come. It must have been the rider where I asked for two trailers, a driver service and 400 cases of Diet Coke and a bathtub full of red and blue M&Ms.
So in 2012 you probably won't see my name attached to any celebrity weddings, but we can always hold out hope.
The next year is going to be chock-full of election coverage as Republicans and Democrats scramble over who will become the next Iron Chef. You can see it already as the media whips itself into a frenzy over the early horse race. You can rest assured that we won't be covering it here (since it doesn't help boost our page rank for Massachusetts Wedding Photographer or Cape Cod Wedding Photographer). If politics do slip in from time to time, I'll be sure to issue a vague denial and blame it on my ghostwriter.
So keep on reading to find out what's in store for 2012 and I hope this new year is a great one for you.